Picture Fun

Hello hello some picture fun! but plz note these pics were taken with an iphone so they arent the best but check it out (note the timess)

lets start this story at well the start saturday we had a lil cook out over Dame Dye's crib somthing small Family and Friends type of deal and we started out at 7:oopm

[me and wendys getting there at 7:00p on the dot when the fire just got started :( ]

fast forward a lil bit and its about 10:00p and me and Juice grab some ping pong

(yes yes we have been watching tooooo much olympics we heard that joke all night)

Fast Foward some more to about 2:30Am at this point we got some good food in us and STARTED drinking lol so Juice tells Dame "lets play some monopoly"

(why dame look like a fakee mos def right there) in the hatt lol

So Me, Juice, Dame, and Jon (blue shirt) start playing... fun right.... we thought so too...


3:45a
Jello shots that was really my piece don't talk about my piece

about 5:00a the same starts getting out of hand

Note all those Keys in this game keys were kinda like hotels (we were playing detroit monopoly)

5:45am Dye starts running away with the game

note the face and did u peep we aren't using the light cuz the sun is up now!

6:20a I just landed on one of dames keys and had to pay him lot

(all 500's)

So a lil before 7 this card is drawn and its....OMG

And guess who owned it with a key on it!. (grrrrr)

... that was about $1200 per person and at this point we are broke

Dame Dye wins and we count his loot

$9,456 thats a new Monopoly world record

Look at outside now it looks how it looked when we got there!

(oh yea this deck was alll dirt about 2 years ago we built this and can build you one too!)


wont you look at the time wowowowowowow game over at 7:03 Am

And now once again crazy Zeno is awake at 8:05am it was fun buttt it started getting a lil crazy about 6.... so next time u and some friends have liq, food and Monopoly just know its going to be a good night!

Tools of Insomnia

Insomnia : prolonged and usually abnormal inability to obtain adequate sleep

Hello hello im awake again at 4:32a and i figure its time to blog just somthing quick and random kinda my tool box to why im always up at these hours.....

2:30 Am after club foood I know its not good to eat this late but its something about being out at a club that makes you hungry

2:45 Am a sexxy lady to chat with

thats not really who i was chatting with but she is sexxi isn't she lol (i wish... i really wasnt talking to anyone but shhh dont tell)

3:00 Am in bed tools for talking to people and looking up useless info


*** Some other crazy off the wall time i forgot when i got this lol***


yummmmmm

I dont feel like typing anymore so till later

*Shot out to 7-11, Coney Island, The Sexy Dadria, and YOU for reading*

they must have had a boring summer

some dudes are actually crocheting the entire 1st board of mario brothers...

ummmm...yea...WOMP WOMP!

yearbook

fall is approaching fast and school is starting back up very soon if not already for those enrolled...i was listening to THE COLLEGE DROPOUT and i looked in the booklet for the album...i forgot how funny that damn thing is...to see all those yearbook pics of all these people we have grown to love...so i decided to give you more...check out these celeb yearbook pics...

PharrellObamaVince Vaughn

Halle Berry

Mariah Carey

Denzel Washington

Eminem

Gwen Stefani

Jennifer Hudson

Pam Anderson (can you believe it?)

(no need to say)

Bernie Mac

Chris Brown

Sean Combs

HELL NAW! lol

SPERM BANK ROBBERY

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says

CODE WORD FOR SEX

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

SMALL HEADS

A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, "Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?"

The old man looked at the boy and replied, "Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating... but since you remind me of myself at your age, I will tell you."

The boy listened curiously as the geezer explained, "One day I was fishing on the pier when I got a huge bite... And, I said to myself, 'Holy shit! I've caught a whale!'"

"No kidding?" pried the boy. The geezer continued, "But, when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous mermaid! Well, she looked at me in tremendous fright and said she'd grant me one wish if I let her free..."

"And?" interjected the boy. "Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout a little head?'"

BAD NEWS

A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which.

He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone."Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's Disease, I don't know which.

"Well, what should I do?" asks a distraught Mr. Smith.

"Drop her off at the edge of town," says the doctor, "and if she finds her way back,
DON'T F*** HER!"

DONT WALK, RUN

this is uno with another one... si, uno tiene uno! so i had a decent job, you might say it was dope. i didnt have to do any physical work, i told others what to do all day... dope... maybe. So uno goes and requests an "education leave" from his job(by the way union contracts state that high seniority employees may, upon writen request along with proof of registration take up to one year off.) wouldnt you know that these mofo's wait til today to tell me they denied my request, saying that i submited the papers too late! UNO DONT TAKE NO BULLSHIT!! theres only one thing that one can do in a situation like this, and N.E.R.D. said it better than all..."SPAZ IF YOU WANT TO, SPAZ IF YOU WANT TO!!!" 2, 3, play that shit for me please. yea thats right, you know uno had to spaz the fuck out, so i proudly showed them my "nigga ass" and flipped over two tables and a chair, threw up the FINGER and slamed my work i.d. on the floor! but the good news is... I got a new back pack, and One is going to school tomorrow!


DAME here:

per your request Juice...SPAZ!

this is the UNO! its saturday and one has nothing at all to do, barbeque some jerk chicken, and watch street kings... why is it that every movie that common is in he has to be killed or have some punk ass half roll? on the subject... that negro mos def has had like 3 movies where he's the star. i wonder if common thinks to himself..."WHEN LORD? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME??"

lets cut some rug!

B A N G E R !

John Legend feat. Andre 3000 - Green Light

Olympics: The good, bad, and ODD

so the Olympics are half way over (i think [hope] lol) and i have been hooked maybe a lil tooo hooked to the point where i have seen every sport that has aired so far... some good, some wack, and some just ODD

lets get bad out the way first:

• Baseball - Now I loveee baseball alot but without major league its just blah wouldn't it be dope to see the pros on the real biggest stage in the world not just the "world series" (on another note why are all American sports world champs like.... lol that will be another blog for another day)

• Archery - I dont know its just whack darts would have been better!

• Equestrian - I mean i guess it takes skill but nah, now maybe if the horses did it on their own i would watch that!

• Triathlon - it made too too damm tired just watching it

• Weightlifting - one chick turned me on so its bad lol

• Boxing - just wack

GOOD

• Judo - hott chicks! ( she is so sexi kickin ass!)

• Swimming - Phelps

• Basketball - Pros kickin ass!

• Diving - I like spring board but the platform was kinda wack

• Soccer - Only bad is the world cup is way more important

Also: Shooting /Softball/Gymnastics/ Beach Volleyball

ODD

• Badminton - I never even knew this was a foreal real sport like it was always just somthing to do at a boring cookout they do have dope jerseys tho!

• Field Hockey - its not like its the first time i have ever seen it just odd its in the Olympics

• Handball - So if u never have seen handball look it up its DOPE kinda like a mix of basketball, hockey, and soccer on an odd looking floor ( and no its not this kind of handball)

• Table Tennis - good ol ping pong but how the hell do they fit 4 people on the small ass table
  

• Steeplechase - like umm running ok i get it by why jump over the water

Best Moment of the games

Henry Cejudo winning his first gold metal i don't know when he started crying i got a lil teary eyed myself GO USA

who

im sure some of you may be wondering..."who is Dame?"

well im her to answer that question for you

Name: Damon Dye ( Dame)
Date of Birth: February 27, 1986
Height: 6'2''
Eye Color: Brown
Weight: 190








anything else you wanna know drop it in the comment box!

wiznas (sounds like a foreign language lol)

so its 5:28 in the A.M. and im up bullshittin around...i got off work early so im not tired...so im listening to a little nas-surviving the times...the beat is frigid its bonkers!...i love it so much cuz i was one of those kids brought up on THE WIZ!...and i know damn well everyone else was too so dont gimme that look!...but peep game...listen to the original joint...and listen to how nas sampled it oh so well!







please believe i popped in the dvd after typing this!

Random

So first off big shot out to the people looking on the site we aren't at epic numbers but if 10 people look at the page a day im good lol ummm i dont know its late (or early depending on how u feel) and i felt like blogging i just found this song on one of my lil looky lu's web missions BUT then saw it on ye blog and said "nah dont post it" but since its so.... umm... its a song... that.... welll ill let you be the judge

Go Hard - Kanye West

The song is good just take out t-pain, (mr WE THE BEST) and put Gucci on it and then it will be the shitttt!!!

Ok OK this ISNT an Ipod hits post BUTTTTT I got one more thing

Birds and Bees - Lupe

Ok! Lupe must read this blog (sike) cuz he is steping it up from what i have been posting on here lately track is done by Mr. Kanye West it kinda has the post blueprint kind of bounce and sample and its most definitely the bestttttttttttt track i have heard from Lu in a min

umm ok im tired now leave some love if u read this! and oh yeah i still have that Big Sean exclusive coming this week and a review of my odd Olympic games( lets just say go you tube doubles ping pong)

detroit love

it was brought to my attention that its not a lot of detroit bloggers...so i sat and thought about it and i have to agree...i did a quick search on FB (facebook)...and a lot of people have blogs but they maybe have 2 or 3 posts...it was like they had some semi-major sh!t going on in they life and they need to vent i guess...

but damn all them...lets give it up for some true detroit bloggers
(click names to visit their blog)

Cliff Skywalker

DJ Mo Beatz

Joya

T.Mill

Laura

this is all i have to say to you all...and whatever other detroit
bloggers that may stumble across this...